Wednesday, February 26, 2025

Once Upon A Time In Hollywood - The Novel - The Review

In 2019 Quentin Tarantino's film Once Upon A Time In Hollywood was released, and in 2021 Tarantino's novelization of his own film released, his debut novel.

It's good. It's basically just like the film, but more. More back story, more inner thoughts, more clarity on a few situations left vague in the film, more Manson cultists, more Sharon Tate, more Hollywood talk. A lot more Hollywood talk. Way more explaining the plot and backstory of Lancer (the show-within-the-movie/book that the main character of the film/book, Rick Dalton (Leo DiCaprio in the film), is guest-starring in the pilot episode of), as well as basically everyone connected to it, let alone everyone connected to just about everything.

This is... good. If you liked the movie, you will probably appreciate a lot of this.

There is just a lot of it. Like... a lot. By two thirds of the way through the book I was starting to get a little tired of the multiple digressions into the career of some 60s actor I didn't and still don't care much about. Sure, some of these digressions are interesting, some help set the scene, some help establish character. All of them are Tarantino geeking out about something he's passionate about. BUT at a certain point you have to stop and ask yourself "How much do I really want or need to know about James Stacy to understand what Lancer is about? And how much of this extra Lancer backstory is all that necessary for anything that this book is or is about?"

A lot of this extra info is factual, real life history (or at least really stories that have been told as if true) about real people who worked in Hollywood at the time of the book. There are obvious fictional elements, notably any time Rick Dalton is mentioned or connected to someone, as he is a fictional person, though the people he mentions and interacts with are mostly all real (exception to this is the other main character of the film and book, Cliff Booth, portrayed by Brad Pitt in the film), though some of the movies mentioned aren't (specifically the one starring Dalton), and obviously the real life Paul Wendkos couldn't have known and liked the fictional Rick Dalton.

On that note, the Lancer of Tarantino's imagination is a bit different from the actual Lancer show as it exists in our universe. I can say this definitively because I have actually seen the Lancer pilot episode, the one our fictional Rick Dalton guest stars in (and though his character is slightly revised in Tarantino's imagination, including the character's name, the character is mostly pretty true to what was on screen in our reality, down to looking like he could be played by someone who looked like DiCaprio). For a late 60s TV Western, I thought it was a decent watch. I mean, I'm not actually all that versed in that genre, but considering I was watching that genre from that time period with modern eyes, I thought it was fine. And, even if I think the changes Tarantino made for the film and book would have also been good (and more to the point, served the narrative he was telling), the fact that he goes over pages and pages and pages of backstory and explanation does kinda drag the pacing.

Tarantino also makes a couple weird choices. The book is structurally non-linear, allowing him to weave in and out of various digressions at will. This mostly works, but it makes for a fundamentally wild change to the ending of the book vs the movie.

Anyone who has seen the movie will definitely remember the fiery conclusion. I wouldn't want to ruin the film for any who might watch it and hasn't, so if that's you, then honestly go watch it first, then come back here.

If you're still here, let me just say the film does a great job at building tension, but then allowing the bulk of that tension to dissipate (intentionally so). As a consequence, the viewer begins to wonder if Tarantino has decided to, for once, make a film that doesn't feature explicit violence?

But at the same time, anyone who knows anything about Charles Manson's "Family," who feature prominently in the film/book, and the fate of Sharon Tate, knows that in our reality these plot-lines merge in a terribly violent, horrible tragedy. And so while a lot of the film's immediate tension is released with little fan-fare, there is an undercurrent of tension building up, particularly in any scene featuring Tate or the Manson family.

And thus, in the film Tarantino indulges in that hyper-real hyper-violent fantasy. The murderous hippies, who in reality invaded the home of Sharon Tate and Roman Polanski and brutally murdered the pregnant Tate, in the film and book they are nudged off that path and instead invade the home of Rick Dalton while his stuntman and friend Cliff Booth is there, who in addition to being a stuntman is a former war hero, former PoW, and man who has gotten away with murder. And the explosion of extreme violence is the release of the tension. The existence and relevance of a flamethrower is brought up before, almost in passing, and boy howdy does that Chekov's "gun" go off. It is a brutally violent yet extremely satisfying hyper-violent catharsis. With this alternate history we get to indulge in the fantasy of Tate surviving, of her never even really being in danger as the Manson cult never actually invades her home. It is revenge, almost. It is Tarantino wishing that something could have happened differently. Its him making up just the right people to fit into the world at that time who could have stopped the Tate murders.

In the book, though, that catharsis doesn't really happen. What is the final sequence in the film is given to us as essentially an aside, way earlier in the book, somewhere between the first quarter and first third. It is mentioned that the Manson-following hippies invaded Rick Dalton's home and that he and Cliff defended themselves, and thus we know the Tate murder was prevented. But we don't really see it happen on the page. We don't really get the explosive catharsis. More words are spent on the aftermath and how it re-vitalized Dalton's popularity, than on what was in the film the climax, the peak of the tension getting released.

I assumed, especially as Tarantino repeats himself about a couple other things (mostly Lancer stuff), that we'd get the scene in more detail at the end. But it doesn't happen.

And so while the film seems to be about A) A loving send-up to 1969 Hollywood and B) A fantasy revenge for a senseless and horrible tragedy, I'm left wondering what the book is actually about when that B is so subdued as to barely exist. 

Yes, it is still a good read, I would suggest it if you liked the movie and like to read. It's just that the focus feels a little off from what you might have previously expected. Tarantino loves old Hollywood, that much is clear. He may be one of the world's most well known filmmakers, but in his own mind he's more of a film fanatic than even that, and that has never been more clear than in this book. It's a love letter to that era of Hollywood as much as it is, in a sense, fan fiction of Tarantino's own works.

The ending is not a huge culmination of all the storylines, it isn't the high point climax that the film gets. It does, in a sense, fit the book's more slow burn, meandering style and tone better. It ends on a positive note for Rick Dalton, it has hope for him, and by extension for all of Hollywood. And in a sense that's more what the book is about. In the book, Sharon Tate's survival is, instead of a climax and catharsis, just one piece of the puzzle that is a vision of a still mostly pretty true to life but slightly more hopeful Hollywood. 

And yet the book is still clear that Hollywood was full of boozers, cheaters, egos, literal murderers (and in one of the main characters, even), and all sorts of scandals. So yes, stopping the Manson family before they would do their worst would have been a great thing, but does the rest of Hollywood deserve the redemption that is implied? 

Tuesday, February 18, 2025

Blog is an Ugly Word

I'm sorry to everyone out there who is happily a "blogger" or otherwise likes the word "blog" itself. But it stinks.

Back in the early days of blogging, in what one might now call the early childhood of the Internet the 1990s, they were called "weblogs" or a web-log. A log, written on the web. Much like a travelog or whatever. A very, very early Internet naming convention. Mail that is electronic? E-Mail! Brilliant. On writing this I realize that "Internet" is probably itself a compound word. "Inter" and "network", "network" itself also being a compound of "net" and "work". Though, those are a little more complicated in form and meaning than the stupidly simple "email" and "blog".

Email, as a word itself, is fine though. Mail is common and understood and has a neutral to pleasing sound alone, "E" is the most commonly used letter in English and also has a nice pleasing sound. "Web" and "Log" are not as universally neutral-to-pleasant separately, and not together either. I mean, "web" sounds fine on it's own. The "w" sound is smooth, and you've got that pleasant "e" sound, and a "b" sound is also a good sound.  Log is fine when you're describing or noting a log, like a fallen tree. Or a log-book, like you're a ship's captain keeping a log of the comings and goings onboard your vessel. It is a functional word, perhaps not beautiful, but functionally fine.

"Web" as a term meaning "The Internet" has somewhat fallen away. You just don't hear people talking about "The Web" quite as much anymore, even if they technically use it every day. It persists in the "WWW"  of our URLs, but almost no one ever thinks about "WWW" meaning "World Wide Web" anymore, or at least not often (unless they're noting that it takes less time and syllables to say "world wide web" than "double you double you double you," which is true). So the "web" etymology is if not a little outdated at least a bit old-sounding. Sure, we say "website" still. I never said the word is dead, just not as prevalent as it was in the radical 90s when we were "surfin' the web" and such. But of course, even if "web" was still just as popular a term generally, that's the part that gets cut out in the shortened "blog"!

"Log" has never really been super accurate for what most people use "blogs" for anyway. I suppose I can concede that in the early days more people were "logging" aspects of their lives, like a daily or weekly journal of sorts. But to me a log is much more... technical. Like I mentioned above, if you're a ship at sea you probably have a log-book, and you record your cargo and the crew aboard your vessel. A "weblog" is then what? A list of the things you have on your website? The people who view your website? Remember "guestbooks" on early websites?

Okay I know I'm getting way too weirdly literal about the word "log". I get the etymology of the word, as I mentioned travelogs before, which is of course a long-standing and still relatively popular literary genre, and probably even more popular now as "vlogs" on youtube. I'm not going to get into "vlog," please don't ask.

Anyway, "blog" has only stuck around just because it was mostly accurate and short and catchy enough to just catch on in those days. "Weblog" got shortened to "blog" (first via someone being cheeky and saying "We Blog," get it? Cue vicious eyeroll) and that was easy to digest. It's shorter than anything else I can come up with off the top of my head like "Internet journal" or any shortened versions of that, or whatever. So I understand why the term endured to modern times and why it has such mass adoption as to not be questioned. A blog is just a thing, that is just the term for it. Like a tree is a tree and a rock is a rock, a blog is a blog and it shall not be superseded.

I just don't like the word. It does not have a pleasant sound or feel to it. I wouldn't know what else to call what I'm doing here, so I shall unfortunately probably just continue to use the word. Maybe I'll just say "my website" or whatever (hey, there it is again, "web"). "I posted a new write-up on my website" or some such nonsense. That sounds a tad silly to me also, partially because of the avoidance of trying to avoid the word "blog" when I'm linking to a website called "blogspot" that I typed and edited it via "blogger" and we all know it's a "blog."

This is such a stupid and petty complaint I do not know if I will ever post this, but it did feel kinda good to write about it. Actually, shoot dang that's exactly why I am going to post it. If I can't be stupid and petty on my own blog where can I?

On the Subject of Serious Subjects

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